This is one of those coups that is printed on the back of a receipt. That’s primarily what makes it Serious Ass. Everyone should print coups on the back of everything: driver’s licenses, tax forms, birth certificates, newspapers. Wait. I guess there are coups on newspapers. The point is, I want more coups. I don’t want to be sitting here typing, I want to be cashing in major savings on name brand gum. Don’t fuck with me!