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I’m not at the point yet where I eat at The Olive Garden and use a coupon to do it. But it’ll happen soon. Here’s how I imagine it going down: I eat a lovely meal of “Lasagna Rollata al Forno”, the total is $17.96, then I flash a Serious Ass Coup to my waitress. She respects me for it. She knows that I’m a balls-out coup clipper/redeemer. She also knows deep down that I just beat the entire capitalist system that the USA is based upon. After that rewarding social transaction, I go home and rest in a bed of hay.

I’m not at the point yet where I eat at The Olive Garden and use a coupon to do it. But it’ll happen soon. Here’s how I imagine it going down: I eat a lovely meal of “Lasagna Rollata al Forno”, the total is $17.96, then I flash a Serious Ass Coup to my waitress. She respects me for it. She knows that I’m a balls-out coup clipper/redeemer. She also knows deep down that I just beat the entire capitalist system that the USA is based upon. After that rewarding social transaction, I go home and rest in a bed of hay.

May 18, 2011
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This coup is certainly not Serious Ass. Who decided on 55 cents? Either give me 50 cents or 75 cents, but don’t choose a bullshit number like 55. I’ve never heard of “Land O’ Frost” lunchmeat, but they should have called it “Land O’ Nickels”. As a coup clipper, I have an image to maintain. You won’t see me at the grocery store redeeming this pile of crap anytime soon.

This coup is certainly not Serious Ass. Who decided on 55 cents? Either give me 50 cents or 75 cents, but don’t choose a bullshit number like 55. I’ve never heard of “Land O’ Frost” lunchmeat, but they should have called it “Land O’ Nickels”. As a coup clipper, I have an image to maintain. You won’t see me at the grocery store redeeming this pile of crap anytime soon.

May 14, 2011
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This coup is a double black diamond – experts only. If you find the secret coupon on the inside of the Prep H box, you are a bad ass. If you clip it, then buy more hemorrhoid cream, you have just clipped a crazy-ass Serious Ass Coup and you are a Serious Coup Clipper.

This coup is a double black diamond – experts only. If you find the secret coupon on the inside of the Prep H box, you are a bad ass. If you clip it, then buy more hemorrhoid cream, you have just clipped a crazy-ass Serious Ass Coup and you are a Serious Coup Clipper.

May 11, 2011
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This is one of those coups that is printed on the back of a receipt. That’s primarily what makes it Serious Ass. Everyone should print coups on the back of everything: driver’s licenses, tax forms, birth certificates, newspapers. Wait. I guess there are coups on newspapers. The point is, I want more coups. I don’t want to be sitting here typing, I want to be cashing in major savings on name brand gum. Don’t fuck with me!

This is one of those coups that is printed on the back of a receipt. That’s primarily what makes it Serious Ass. Everyone should print coups on the back of everything: driver’s licenses, tax forms, birth certificates, newspapers. Wait. I guess there are coups on newspapers. The point is, I want more coups. I don’t want to be sitting here typing, I want to be cashing in major savings on name brand gum. Don’t fuck with me!

May 11, 2011
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The sprig of parsley is the deal breaker for me. It adds the touch of color that I desire when saving a bundle. No doubt about it, this is a very classy Serious Ass Coup. 

The sprig of parsley is the deal breaker for me. It adds the touch of color that I desire when saving a bundle. No doubt about it, this is a very classy Serious Ass Coup. 

May 11, 2011
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Not sure if this is coffee or pipe tobacco, but does it even matter at this rock bottom price? No. Just save a dollar, then put it into your body and move on. P.S. This coup is not fucking around in the savings department. The coffee only costs $1.99 without a coup. You’re looking at a big time Serious Ass Coup.

Not sure if this is coffee or pipe tobacco, but does it even matter at this rock bottom price? No. Just save a dollar, then put it into your body and move on.

P.S. This coup is not fucking around in the savings department. The coffee only costs $1.99 without a coup. You’re looking at a big time Serious Ass Coup.

May 11, 2011